F*ck this Sh*t, from your friends at WTF Calendar Co:
Those who “get” this calendar will excrete happy emojis with each use. As you get your sh*t together, pithy witticisms like “you are not a complex being” will keep you eating humble pie. Each month, a 6-line space (for the f*ck-this-sh*t stuff in your life) provides a place for you to record your $200 library fine, for instance, or create a reminder to water your neighbors’ garden while they take their third f*cking vacation of the year. Can this calendar save your sanity? Make the most of every day? Improve your funny bone? Get you laughing out loud? Organize the crap in your head space? Why the f*ck wouldn’t it?
Quips and sarcastic jokes to the side, when you give this calendar as a gag or exchange gift, remember simple courtesy and please use plain brown wrapping paper. Oh, and be mindful, silly bows and heart stickers are inappropriate for that snarky reprobate in your life.
Includes profanity
Unique, narrow 7" W x 9" H format
Opens to 7" W x 18" H
Illustrated with fun typography
12 months, weeks start Sunday
6-month planner spread (July–December 2023)
At-a-glance monthly views
U.S. and international holidays
Important religious events
Environmentally friendly inks and paper
12 Months + 6-Month Planner
Out of stock? Get notified when this item is restocked.
F*ck this Sh*t, from your friends at WTF Calendar Co:
Those who “get” this calendar will excrete happy emojis with each use. As you get your sh*t together, pithy witticisms like “you are not a complex being” will keep you eating humble pie. Each month, a 6-line space (for the f*ck-this-sh*t stuff in your life) provides a place for you to record your $200 library fine, for instance, or create a reminder to water your neighbors’ garden while they take their third f*cking vacation of the year. Can this calendar save your sanity? Make the most of every day? Improve your funny bone? Get you laughing out loud? Organize the crap in your head space? Why the f*ck wouldn’t it?
Quips and sarcastic jokes to the side, when you give this calendar as a gag or exchange gift, remember simple courtesy and please use plain brown wrapping paper. Oh, and be mindful, silly bows and heart stickers are inappropriate for that snarky reprobate in your life.
Includes profanity
Unique, narrow 7" W x 9" H format
Opens to 7" W x 18" H
Illustrated with fun typography
12 months, weeks start Sunday
6-month planner spread (July–December 2023)
At-a-glance monthly views
U.S. and international holidays
Important religious events
Environmentally friendly inks and paper
12 Months + 6-Month Planner
Out of stock? Get notified when this item is restocked.